The Cat's Miaow

 1. Topshop Disco Unitard here.

2. Etsy Lace Cat Ears here.

3. River Island over-the-knee boots here.

4. Stila Lip Glaze in Blackberry- the perfect gloss for a girly girl's dark lip. Buy here.

5. Stila Stay All Day Liquid Eyeliner- a great long-lasting liquid liner that will perfect those cat eyes and also those whiskers. Buy here.

6. Huit Arpege Bra in Black - I adore this sexed up take on the classic black bra. Buy here.

7. Claires Accessories Velvet Nails kit here. 

Hallowe'en is just around the corner. If, like me, you are seriously lacking in costume creativity, throw caution to the wind and dress up as an ultra-cool cat...  I don't think it's been done before?

Everybody wants to be a cat, after all.

Here is a pretty kitty ensemble that really is the cat's miaow- snap up these slick pieces now. 

Halloween Hibernation

an assortment of Halloween recipes  

1. Pink Cocoon Coat £85
2. Grey Wool Coat by Miso at Republic £60
3. Navy Coat by Chalayan at Avenue 32 £1350

Muuuhahahaha. Happy Halloween my lovely readers!

And also congratulations to Mum and Dad who are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary today in Paris... Yes, they married on Halloween. That's why i'm such a gargoyle/witch/devil-child/gremlin/demon goat (delete as appropriate lads)

Oh, and, if you're reading this Dad, there is a gorgeous handbag in Céline with my name on it, I feel it's only fair given that i'm am the glue that holds your marriage together, obvs.

OKAY so back to Halloween. You may be wondering what relevance this selection of cocoon coats has to Halloween, and rightly so... Well, my pretties, I have come to the conclusion that this season fashion has decided to be a little more forgiving... -ish.

One huge trend is the oversized look which I have come to realise is the PERFECT excuse to stuff our faces with the delectable, devilish treats I have included above.

Pair these cocooning, cosy, roomy old coats with your faithful black skinny jeans, towering Jeffrey Campbells and you're good to go! No one will ever know (or care) that you're hiding too many cakes under that big fat Toppers coat. 

If you're more interested in satisfying your sweet tooth, then check out these ghoulish but glorious recipes!

BLOOD ORANGE COCKTAILS

PERFECTLY POISONOUS OREO PARFAITS

PEANUT BUTTERED'S PUMPKIN CUPCAKES

RIP CHOCCY PUDS

BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRE CUPCAKES

BEJEWELLED HALLOWEEN CANDY BARK

PUMPKIN CHEESE CAKE ICE CREAM

SALTED CARAMEL DRAGON SCALES

If  you have any more delicious dastardly recipes, trick-or-tweet me @SWfashion_ or pop a comment below. 

Spook Me? Spook You!

1. T-Shirt by Topshop £16
2. Tom Ford Black Orchid £99 for 100ml
3. Markus Lupfer Bat Sweater £265
4. Accessorize Cat Mask £3
5. Jeffrey Campbell Skull Litas at Office £160
6. Heebie Jeebies sweets at Harvey Nichols £9.95
7. Pumpkin Hat at Rock'n'Rose £26
8. H Box by Hotel Chocolat £12
9. Lazy Oaf Leotard £45
10. Alexander McQueen heels £635
11. Topshop Bralet £30
12. Charlotte Olympia Pumps £465
13. NARS by Andy Warhol polish in Back Room at Space NK
14. Witches Brew Hot Chocolate £6.50 at Artisan du Chocolat

In a stark juxtaposition to my previous post (about disney princesses at Harrods... oooft, edgy.) I am going to go hop back on over to the dark side, for it is October ya wee devils. 

Halloween is just over a week away (saaay whaaaat) and I cannot wait. I am not too sure what to dress up as, and would be grateful for some advice: Patsy Ab Fab, Mrs. Braveheart or a sassy goat?

... Suggestions on a postcard, please, or in the comment box if you prefer.

Anyway, thus far me and my friends are weighing up our Halloween options, so if anyone has any suggestions for a thrilling London night out, please do let me know! 

In the mean time, I thought I would spook up your Tuesday with this little post to appeal to your devilish nature... What are your must have Halloween indulgences this year?

Trick or Treat!

1. Topshop Earrings £3.50
2. Topshop Shades £16
3. Jacket from Amazon £15
4. H&M Trousers £14.99
5. Topshop Vest £6
6. Topshop Peep-Toes £30 in SALE
6. ASOS bracelet £8

Halloween is a matter of weeks away and I am a little excited to celebrate here in London!

However, I find the ubiquity of lingerie-based Halloween outfits somewhat, for lack of a better word, horrendous. 

So what are the options for us fashion-obsessed lot? Dress up as Karl? Dress up as Anna? Ho-hum...

DRESS UP AS AB FAB.

I shall be dressing up as the amazing Patsy Stone in a tribute to my favourite comedy show ever: Absolutely Fabulous, which is the best thing the BBC has ever done. Perhaps, in light of recent revelations, the only decent thing the BBC has ever done. 

Bottle of Stolly in tow and a beehived wig, I shall be doing my favourite fictional fashion-journo proud!